Hamberders for two weeks! So-called President Donald Trump tweeted on October 2 that he and the First Lady have tested positive for COVID-19.
Can we consider Trump a super-spreader? CNN reports that Trump traveled to a fundraising event despite knowing that his close associate Hope Hicks had just caught the coronavirus.
What is Melania Trump's deal? What's her vision of America? We don't know what she thinks of us, but we know how she sees us!
The Art of Her Deal
Shocking coverage of Epstein evacuation
Sadly the recordings of Epstein's jail cell were interrupted? And guards weren't guarding?
Exclusive Footage from NY MCC
Resigning Is Easy
Experts agree: Trump can type his resignation! Richard Nixon has provided an easy-to-use template. Mathematicians have calculated the length of Nixon's resignation letter, and social media gurus report that the content could be tweetable at just 108 characters. Educators describe the assigned resignation task as "level-appropriate."
Trump Fashion Forecast 2019
Fashion Forecast: Trump Models Prisonwear
Trump models an orange jumpsuit in this motivational meme for the Resistance.
Which crimes might help put Trump behind bars? Here is a partial list of ideas:
- Bribery (for example, with Pam Bondi in Florida)
- Conspiring to Defraud the United States (for example, with WikiLeaks emails)
- Misuse of Campaign Funds (for example, with Stormy Daniels)
- Sexual Assault (corroborated by his boastfulness on tape)
- Tax Evasion (how they got Capone!)
Happy 2019, Resistance! - TrumpMemes.net
Click the Trump meme to play hangman!
How many times has Donald Trump lied during his presidency?
Lie counters at The Washington Post report that Trump told his 2,000th public lie on January 10, 2018. Thus if he'd like to curb fake news, we suggest he shut his piehole.
Trump's 2000th lie was about the estimated cost of the US-Mexico border wall that he's been promising to supporters since 2015.
The Post maintains a comprehensive timeline of Trump's lies at washingtonpost.com/graphics/politics/trump-claims-database. They even chart the frequency of Trump's public lies by topic! Meanwhile Melania keeps a private list.
This Trump caption game was made with the Captionable app for iOS.