Here are ten of today’s funniest and most poignant tweets about Ben Carson’s alternative dictionary. These respond to Ben Carson’s recent description of African-American slaves as US “immigrants.”
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Slavery:unpaid internship #BenCarsonAltDictionary pic.twitter.com/65mSy3mncf
— Mister Race Bannon (@MrRaceBannon) March 7, 2017
2.
Vladimir Putin: Republican Strategist #BenCarsonAltDictionary pic.twitter.com/KB645MmNXf
— Radical Moose Lamb (@OccamsHacksaw) March 7, 2017
3.
Vagina: The country that makes all the stuff. #BenCarsonAltDictionary
— Orangina Bo Beena (@LaNaranjaMala) March 7, 2017
4.
9/11- Where I go to grab a soda and lottery tickets #BenCarsonAltDictionary
— MYERS (@2112marc) March 7, 2017
5.
TrumpCare- See Hunger Games #BenCarsonAltDictionary
— KojiCianBalor (@KojiCBalor) March 7, 2017
6.
Kidney – Medical term is a child’s patella. #BenCarsonAltDictionary
— F IT (@ZooDoc42) March 7, 2017
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#BenCarsonAltDictionary
Waterboarding – An aquatic sport— Paul Lander (@paul_lander) March 7, 2017
8.
Battered women = sparring partners #BenCarsonAltDictionary
— Chner (@Tadasco42) March 7, 2017
9.
Hurricane Katrina: free swim lessons#BenCarsonAltDictionary
— Lucas (@eltraen) March 7, 2017
10.
Prayer:Surgery but with the mind..
#BenCarsonAltDictionary pic.twitter.com/XNNpYy2pSU
— St Peter (@stpeteyontweety) March 7, 2017
And that’s just a start! Check out #BenCarsonAltDictionary on Twitter for more good humor… and use our generator to make Ben Carson memes! – @TrumpMemeNet
