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Fun Anti-Trump Postcard Set
Mathematicians, social media experts & teachers agree: Trump can indeed create a resignation letter.
Richard Nixon has provided an easy-to-use template. Mathematicians have calculated the length of Nixon's resignation letter, and social media experts report that the main contents would be tweetable at just 108 characters, modified with Trump's signature. Educators describe the assigned resignation task as "level-appropriate."
You have entered another dimension. Here Donald Trump is a stable genius, Hillary Clinton is having an affair with V. Putin, and Don shares a White House bedroom with Melania.
This Trump meme recognizes so-called President #45's morning tweetstorm of January 6, 2018.
....to President of the United States (on my first try). I think that would qualify as not smart, but genius....and a very stable genius at that!— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 6, 2018
Here are ten of today’s funniest and most poignant tweets about Ben Carson’s alternative dictionary. These respond to Ben Carson’s recent description of African-American slaves as US “immigrants.”
— Mister Race Bannon (@MrRaceBannon) March 7, 2017
— Radical Moose Lamb (@OccamsHacksaw) March 7, 2017
Vagina: The country that makes all the stuff. #BenCarsonAltDictionary
— Orangina Bo Beena (@LaNaranjaMala) March 7, 2017
9/11- Where I go to grab a soda and lottery tickets #BenCarsonAltDictionary
— MYERS (@2112marc) March 7, 2017
TrumpCare- See Hunger Games #BenCarsonAltDictionary
— KojiCianBalor (@KojiCBalor) March 7, 2017
Kidney – Medical term is a child’s patella. #BenCarsonAltDictionary
— F IT (@ZooDoc42) March 7, 2017
Waterboarding – An aquatic sport
— Paul Lander (@paul_lander) March 7, 2017
Battered women = sparring partners #BenCarsonAltDictionary
— Chner (@Tadasco42) March 7, 2017
Hurricane Katrina: free swim lessons#BenCarsonAltDictionary
— Lucas (@eltraen) March 7, 2017
Prayer:Surgery but with the mind..
— St Peter (@stpeteyontweety) March 7, 2017
Jeff Sessions is the chief legal adviser to Donald Trump.
He worked on Trump's campaign and met with the Russian ambassador to the US in July and September 2016.
Sessions told the world in March 2016 that he didn't know which US candidate Putin had preferred.
We can't even.
Muslims banned? Our "Muslim Band Meme" is a tribute to the spirit of SNL comedian Gilda Radner, who often misunderstood the news.
Donald Trump's Muslim ban isn't one bit funny. It's ill-informed and inhumane. But Muslim bands can be fun.
The Muslim band shown here is the Canadian punk rock group Secret Trial Five. Formed in Vancouver in 2005, they're named to remind listeners of how Canada incarcerated five Muslim men without charges, holding them for a combined total of 30 years by using a law about "security certificates." Sounds awfully Kafkaesque... and Trumpesque.
We've only heard one song from Secret Trial Five. The band posted it to Myspace in 2007 and to YouTube in 2011. It's way loud for our tastes but we send this Muslim band much love, light and laughter... and many thanks for sharing their pic! - TrumpMemes.net