Hamberders for two weeks! So-called President Donald Trump tweeted on October 2 that he and the First Lady have tested positive for COVID-19.
Can we consider Trump a super-spreader? CNN reports that Trump traveled to a fundraising event despite knowing that his close associate Hope Hicks had just caught the coronavirus.
What is Melania Trump's deal? What's her vision of America? We don't know what she thinks of us, but we know how she sees us!
The Art of Her Deal
Resigning Is Easy
Experts agree: Trump can type his resignation! Richard Nixon has provided an easy-to-use template. Mathematicians have calculated the length of Nixon's resignation letter, and social media gurus report that the content could be tweetable at just 108 characters. Educators describe the assigned resignation task as "level-appropriate."
“Twilight Zone” Presidency
You have entered another dimension. Here Donald Trump is a stable genius, Hillary Clinton is having an affair with V. Putin, and Don shares a White House bedroom with Melania.
This Trump meme recognizes so-called President #45's morning tweetstorm of January 6, 2018.
....to President of the United States (on my first try). I think that would qualify as not smart, but genius....and a very stable genius at that!— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 6, 2018
It’s the #BenCarsonAltDictionary! When the government’s insanity nearly pushes us to madness, Twitter humor saves our nerves…
Here are ten of today’s funniest and most poignant tweets about Ben Carson’s alternative dictionary. These respond to Ben Carson’s recent description of African-American slaves as US “immigrants.”
— Mister Race Bannon (@MrRaceBannon) March 7, 2017
— Radical Moose Lamb (@OccamsHacksaw) March 7, 2017
Vagina: The country that makes all the stuff. #BenCarsonAltDictionary
— Orangina Bo Beena (@LaNaranjaMala) March 7, 2017
9/11- Where I go to grab a soda and lottery tickets #BenCarsonAltDictionary
— MYERS (@2112marc) March 7, 2017
TrumpCare- See Hunger Games #BenCarsonAltDictionary
— KojiCianBalor (@KojiCBalor) March 7, 2017
Kidney – Medical term is a child’s patella. #BenCarsonAltDictionary
— F IT (@ZooDoc42) March 7, 2017
Waterboarding – An aquatic sport
— Paul Lander (@paul_lander) March 7, 2017
Battered women = sparring partners #BenCarsonAltDictionary
— Chner (@Tadasco42) March 7, 2017
Hurricane Katrina: free swim lessons#BenCarsonAltDictionary
— Lucas (@eltraen) March 7, 2017
Prayer:Surgery but with the mind..
— St Peter (@stpeteyontweety) March 7, 2017
Jeff Sessions Claims Ignorance About Russian Preference
Jeff Sessions is the chief legal adviser to Donald Trump.
He worked on Trump's campaign and met with the Russian ambassador to the US in July and September 2016.
Sessions told the world in March 2016 that he didn't know which US candidate Putin had preferred.
We can't even.