Orange Is the New Orange

Trump Fashion Forecast

Trump poses in an orange jumpsuit in this fun Photoshopped image

Fashion Forecast: Trump Models Prisonwear

Trump models an orange jumpsuit! Which crimes might help put him behind bars? Here's a partial list of ideas:

  • Inciting a riot to overthrow the US government
  • Bribery (for example, with Pam Bondi in Florida)
  • Conspiring to Defraud the United States (for example, with WikiLeaks emails)
  • Misuse of Campaign Funds (for example, with Stormy Daniels)
  • Sexual Assault (corroborated by his boastfulness on tape)
  • Tax Evasion (It's how they got Capone!)

Find more potential crimes with the Trump crime generator!

Happy 2021, Resistance! -

Orange Impeached Trump Meme

Stop calling Trump orange. The word is "impeached."

Trump Factoid #1

According to beauty experts*, Donald Trump's facial skin color is Pantone 173 or "Basketball Orange."

*people in the paint section at Ace Hardware

Trump Factoid #2

According to legal experts*, Donald Trump is focked.

*everyone who's been paying attention

Orange Is the New Blech

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Pre-meme image by DonkeyHotey

Why Is Donald Trump Orange?

What's with the tangerine tone? If you compare photos of Donald Trump over time, you'll see that about 10 years ago he began transitioning from a man with a typical Scots-German Caucasian skin tone to one with skin matching the Pantone color 15-1449 or "Gold Flame."
In many photos the skin around his eyes is much lighter than the surrounding Trumpskin. The effect suggests that he was wearing goggles in a tanning bed.
Possibly related, Mother Jones reports that in 2006 one of Trump's business partners and longtime buddies, Steve Hilbert, became CEO of a corporation focused on tanning beds, sunless tanning lotions and the like. (This was shortly after Hilbert presided over one of America's biggest bankruptcies). The sunless tanning company helped fund "The Apprentice" and agreed to a $1,ooo,ooo up-front payment to Melania Trump. She was lined up to promote a CAVIAR-BASED skincare line. Melania's fishy deal was cancelled when another stakeholder argued in court that the contract was "corporate waste."