It’s the #BenCarsonAltDictionary! When the government’s insanity nearly pushes us to madness, Twitter humor saves our nerves…

Here are ten of today’s funniest and most poignant tweets about Ben Carson’s alternative dictionary. These respond to Ben Carson’s recent description of African-American slaves as US “immigrants.”

1.

Slavery:unpaid internship #BenCarsonAltDictionary pic.twitter.com/65mSy3mncf

— Mister Race Bannon (@MrRaceBannon) March 7, 2017

2.

Vladimir Putin: Republican Strategist #BenCarsonAltDictionary pic.twitter.com/KB645MmNXf

— Radical Moose Lamb (@OccamsHacksaw) March 7, 2017

3.

Vagina: The country that makes all the stuff. #BenCarsonAltDictionary

— Orangina Bo Beena (@LaNaranjaMala) March 7, 2017

4.

9/11- Where I go to grab a soda and lottery tickets #BenCarsonAltDictionary

— MYERS (@2112marc) March 7, 2017

5.

TrumpCare- See Hunger Games #BenCarsonAltDictionary

— KojiCianBalor  (@KojiCBalor) March 7, 2017

6.

Kidney – Medical term is a child’s patella. #BenCarsonAltDictionary

— F IT (@ZooDoc42) March 7, 2017

7.

#BenCarsonAltDictionary
Waterboarding – An aquatic sport

— Paul Lander (@paul_lander) March 7, 2017

8.

Battered women = sparring partners #BenCarsonAltDictionary

— Chner (@Tadasco42) March 7, 2017

9.

Hurricane Katrina: free swim lessons#BenCarsonAltDictionary

— Lucas (@eltraen) March 7, 2017

10.

Prayer:Surgery but with the mind..

#BenCarsonAltDictionary pic.twitter.com/XNNpYy2pSU

— St Peter (@stpeteyontweety) March 7, 2017

And that’s just a start! Check out #BenCarsonAltDictionary on Twitter for more good humor… and use our generator to make Ben Carson memes! – @TrumpMemeNet