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Donald Trump “I’m Fired” Meme

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Donald Trump image with words "I'm Fired"

Fire Trump!

Donald Trump's services in Washington are not required.

Does anyone need an apprentice? Telecommute required, as his travel may be restricted.

Two Pandemics

Sam Elliott checks in with corona commentary!

Via CoronaTexts.com

Hotel Covfefe

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Hotel Covfefe, a White House that won't let staffers leave

Welcome to Hotel Covfefe!

You can check out any time you like, but Bannon may block the way.

When the White House Feels Like a Prison

The White House can feel like a prison. In Barack Obama's review, his White House was a "very nice, uh, prison" in the sense of being a protective bubble. Michelle Obama's review from several years earlier is a bit more enthusiastic, describing 1600 Philadelphia Avenue NW as a "really nice prison." But the Trump White House seems to be a prison of an entirely different sort... one for staffers? Here's a developing news nugget:


In any case, we're inspired to write Hotel Covfefe song lyrics. "Warm smell of impeachment/rising up through the air..."

 - TrumpMemes.net

Eric Trump on “Hannity”

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Thanks to a visitor for memeing Eric Trump on Hannity. We'll file this Trump meme under "Scary."

Fun Facts About Eric Trump

June 6, 2017 -- Eric Trump stated on the FOX show Hannity that those who criticize his father "aren't people."

Fun Facts About Eric Trump:

  1. Eric Trump is a person. Also he's a douchebag.
  2. Eric Trump is under investigation for stealing funds from St. Jude's Children's Research Hospital.

Got more facts about Eric Trump? Make a meme with our Trump meme generator!

Orange Impeached Trump Meme

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Stop calling Trump orange. The word is "impeached."

Trump Factoid #1

According to beauty experts*, Donald Trump's facial skin color is Pantone 173 or "Basketball Orange."

*people in the paint section at Ace Hardware

Trump Factoid #2

According to legal experts*, Donald Trump is focked.

*everyone who's been paying attention

Trump Merkel Handshake Meme

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A Non-Handshake Seen 'Round the World...

In March 2017, Donald Trump seemed to repeatedly ignore requests to shake the hand of Angela Merkel. The occasion was their first official meeting as world leaders... so his refusal was a political "eff you." 

After ignoring requests to shake Angela Merkel's hand, Donald Trump requested of the media, "Send a good picture back to Germany, please. Make sure."

The Trump Merkel handshake incident took place in the context of disagreements over trade. Merkel favors so-called "free trade" while Trump has protectionist plans.

Ben Carson Alt Dictionary Funny Tweets

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It’s the #BenCarsonAltDictionary! When the government’s insanity nearly pushes us to madness, Twitter humor saves our nerves…

Here are ten of today’s funniest and most poignant tweets about Ben Carson’s alternative dictionary. These respond to Ben Carson’s recent description of African-American slaves as US “immigrants.”

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And that’s just a start! Check out #BenCarsonAltDictionary on Twitter for more good humor… and use our generator to make Ben Carson memes! – @TrumpMemeNet

Putin the Bachelor Meme

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Vladimir Putin barechested on horseback with a rose

"The Bachelor Putin" (TV Series)

The Bachelor Putin is an international reality show that debuted with the 2016 presidential election. The series revolves around the bachelor Vladimir Putin, a Russian political leader in search of an American puppet. Contestants stay at a Florida beach resort for the majority of episodes.

Jeff Sessions Meme

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Jeff Sessions photo with parody statement

Jeff Sessions Claims Ignorance About Russian Preference

Jeff Sessions is the chief legal adviser to Donald Trump.

He worked on Trump's campaign and met with the Russian ambassador to the US in July and September 2016.

Sessions told the world in March 2016 that he didn't know which US candidate Putin had preferred. 

We can't even.

 

 

 

Animated! Cartoon Karma for Donald Trump

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Imagining Karma For Donald Trump

Karma - that invisible power that balances our Universe - will soon pound at Donald Trump's golden door. And trust us, Donald will get the best karma ever.

Anton Makarau gets us started with Cartoon Karma Episode 1. Watch Trump get hit by a car, be assisted by Hispanic paramedics and undergo other trauma.

You can see Makarau's animation portfolio at amakarau.com.