Impeached Is the New Orange – Trump Meme

Did Trump Hack to Get His "Season One?"

May 9, 2017 -- Ever since Donald Trump semi moved into the White House, funny things have been happening in American democracy. Horribly funny, non-democratic things.

Is today's action the last straw? Today Trump fired FBI director James Comey following Comey's announcement of an investigation into Trump-Russia collusion. (Although if you watch FOX "News" you'll be told that Comey resigned.)

Will Trump's longtime supporters see the light... or will they lead America further down a coal-black tunnel?

And if we take that tunnel far enough, will we reach China? Or will we become China-esque and show off our newly patented Ivanka Trump made-in-China fashions, our own Tiananmen Square incident (perhaps in Chicago) and the further suppression of facts?

Impeachment time is nigh. Contact your representatives. All day long. Please.

You're invited to the Soviet Reunion!

Soviet Reunion Putin Meme

Reunion Invitation From Vladimir Putin

It's time for a Soviet Reunion!

I cannot believe it has been 26 years. The last time we had a Communist Party was 1991 in Moscow, where we have the best prostitutes. This year, to better accommodate men who attend events shirtless and on horseback, we will rendezvous on the beach at Mar-a-Lago Club in Palm Beach, Florida.

In the spirit of democracy you may vote for the most convenient date: Choose between April 1 and the first Saturday of April 2017.

To RSVP phone Mar-a-Lago Catering at 561-822-5086. For efficiency simply state your first name, your Soviet Reunion date preference and the number of people in your party. Next you may mention special dietary needs, request a copy of Donald Trump's tax returns and express your political insights.

To the Party!
- V. Putin

Michelle Obama and Hillary Clinton exchange glances at Donald Trump's inauguration

Trump Inauguration Meme – Michelle and Hillary

Trump Inauguration Meme Featuring Michelle and Hillary

Sigh. What can you say?
Hillary: It would've been cool if your husband spoke out against the Russians fucking with the election.
Michelle: No doubt. But the Republicans would've called him partisan.
Hillary: True that...
Michelle: It would've been cool if your husband wasn't so prone to fucking around.
Hillary: No doubt...
Hillary: Is he looking at Melania RIGHT NOW?
Michelle: After this, you want wine or hard liquor?
Hillary: Yes.

John McCain expresses a preference for President

John McCain Meme For Trump

A "What Would John Say?" Meme

Once upon a time in Iowa, Donald Trump criticized Senator John McCain for having been a prisoner of war.

"I like people who weren't captured," Trump said.

You can read up on the story at NPR.

In that spirit we present this John McCain meme. Thanks for your wartime service, Senator. You were brave while others invented medical excuses.

An image of Donald Trump with the words "I did not have sex with those women."

And At Last, Bill Clinton Can Kick Back

Donald Trump did not have sex with those women. Please share this Trump golden showers meme so that everybody knows.

An image of a golden toilet and bidet

Golden! A Trump “Trickle Down” Meme

An image of a golden toilet and bidet

Did We Trickle Down To His Level?

Yeah. It was bound to happen sooner or later. (Hey, we lasted 36 hours.)

What's this meme about? At last a British informant's report including some of Russia's salacious dirt on Trump has been made public.

This user-submitted Trump meme was created with our Trump meme generator. As a British spy might say, "Give it a go!"

Vladimir Putin with the caption "My Fellow Americans"

“My Fellow Americans” Putin Meme

Lol! Share this Putin meme before the situation just isn't funny anymore.

Meme contributed by MCMLXXXIX, a California filmmaker and Bigfoot enthusiast

Donald Trump narcissist meme featuring Trump and the words Make ME Great Again

A “ME-ME” Trump Narcissist Meme

Trump and the "Terrible Twos"

Donald Trump's mother -- who had THE SAME HAIR -- evicted him from her womb in 1946. By 1949 the American Psychiatric Association had added the term “Narcissistic Personality Disorder” or NPD to its index of mental disorder classifications.

Coincidences can be fun. But when people seriously refer to Donald Trump as a narcissist, what do they mean?

The basics of NPD include long-term records of:

  • an excessive need for admiration ["All of the women on The Apprentice flirted with me – consciously or unconsciously. That’s to be expected."] 
  • exaggerated feelings of self-importance [The need to put his surname everywhere and sit on a gold-flaked toilet seat]
  • and a lack of understanding others' feelings (which itself is a step shy of empathy). [Ask Meryl Streep]

And a malevolent narcissist with significant political power is most threatening to the public because narcissists often take advantage of others.

So we offer the "ME-ME" Trump meme in our Trump meme generator. Thanks to Twitter's @ALauwasser -- a typical liberal Hollywood comedy writer -- for contributing!

Meryl Streep Trump Meme

Anyone who calls #Meryl "overrated" is unfit to serve.

-- Rachel Dratch (@TheRealDratch)