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Donald Trump's services in Washington are not required.
Does anyone need an apprentice? Telecommute required, as his travel may be restricted.
Sam Elliott checks in with corona commentary!
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Welcome to Hotel Covfefe!
You can check out any time you like, but Bannon may block the way.
The White House can feel like a prison. In Barack Obama's review, his White House was a "very nice, uh, prison" in the sense of being a protective bubble. Michelle Obama's review from several years earlier is a bit more enthusiastic, describing 1600 Philadelphia Avenue NW as a "really nice prison." But the Trump White House seems to be a prison of an entirely different sort... one for staffers? Here's a developing news nugget:
Further details from source. Bannon physically confined two White House staffers-blocked access to exits. Steve Bannon is done. https://t.co/QomgiCXVPt
— Claude Taylor (@TrueFactsStated) June 16, 2017
In any case, we're inspired to write Hotel Covfefe song lyrics. "Warm smell of impeachment/rising up through the air..."
- TrumpMemes.net

According to beauty experts*, Donald Trump's facial skin color is Pantone 173 or "Basketball Orange."
*people in the paint section at Ace Hardware
According to legal experts*, Donald Trump is focked.
*everyone who's been paying attention
Also see "Orange Is the New Blech."
In March 2017, Donald Trump seemed to repeatedly ignore requests to shake the hand of Angela Merkel. The occasion was their first official meeting as world leaders... so his refusal was a political "eff you."
After ignoring requests to shake Angela Merkel's hand, Donald Trump requested of the media, "Send a good picture back to Germany, please. Make sure."
The Trump Merkel handshake incident took place in the context of disagreements over trade. Merkel favors so-called "free trade" while Trump has protectionist plans.
Here are ten of today’s funniest and most poignant tweets about Ben Carson’s alternative dictionary. These respond to Ben Carson’s recent description of African-American slaves as US “immigrants.”
1.
Slavery:unpaid internship #BenCarsonAltDictionary pic.twitter.com/65mSy3mncf
— Mister Race Bannon (@MrRaceBannon) March 7, 2017
2.
Vladimir Putin: Republican Strategist #BenCarsonAltDictionary pic.twitter.com/KB645MmNXf
— Radical Moose Lamb (@OccamsHacksaw) March 7, 2017
3.
Vagina: The country that makes all the stuff. #BenCarsonAltDictionary
— Orangina Bo Beena (@LaNaranjaMala) March 7, 2017
4.
9/11- Where I go to grab a soda and lottery tickets #BenCarsonAltDictionary
— MYERS (@2112marc) March 7, 2017
5.
TrumpCare- See Hunger Games #BenCarsonAltDictionary
— KojiCianBalor (@KojiCBalor) March 7, 2017
6.
Kidney – Medical term is a child’s patella. #BenCarsonAltDictionary
— F IT (@ZooDoc42) March 7, 2017
7.
#BenCarsonAltDictionary
Waterboarding – An aquatic sport— Paul Lander (@paul_lander) March 7, 2017
8.
Battered women = sparring partners #BenCarsonAltDictionary
— Chner (@Tadasco42) March 7, 2017
9.
Hurricane Katrina: free swim lessons#BenCarsonAltDictionary
— Lucas (@eltraen) March 7, 2017
10.
Prayer:Surgery but with the mind..
#BenCarsonAltDictionary pic.twitter.com/XNNpYy2pSU
— St Peter (@stpeteyontweety) March 7, 2017
And that’s just a start! Check out #BenCarsonAltDictionary on Twitter for more good humor… and use our generator to make Ben Carson memes! – @TrumpMemeNet

The Bachelor Putin is an international reality show that debuted with the 2016 presidential election. The series revolves around the bachelor Vladimir Putin, a Russian political leader in search of an American puppet. Contestants stay at a Florida beach resort for the majority of episodes.

Jeff Sessions is the chief legal adviser to Donald Trump.
He worked on Trump's campaign and met with the Russian ambassador to the US in July and September 2016.
Sessions told the world in March 2016 that he didn't know which US candidate Putin had preferred.
We can't even.

Donald Trump is firing democracy... bigly!
Just a sampling of his recent management decisions:
This Trump meme pairs well with our "Twitler" image.
Share 'em while you still can.

Muslims banned? Our "Muslim Band Meme" is a tribute to the spirit of SNL comedian Gilda Radner, who often misunderstood the news.
Donald Trump's Muslim ban isn't one bit funny. It's ill-informed and inhumane. But Muslim bands can be fun.
The Muslim band shown here is the Canadian punk rock group Secret Trial Five. Formed in Vancouver in 2005, they're named to remind listeners of how Canada incarcerated five Muslim men without charges, holding them for a combined total of 30 years by using a law about "security certificates." Sounds awfully Kafkaesque... and Trumpesque.
We've only heard one song from Secret Trial Five. The band posted it to Myspace in 2007 and to YouTube in 2011. It's way loud for our tastes but we send this Muslim band much love, light and laughter... and many thanks for sharing their pic! - TrumpMemes.net