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Donald Trump Fires Democracy

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Photo of Donald Trump with the words "Democracy, You're Fired"

Trump to Democracy: "You're Fired!'

Donald Trump is firing democracy... bigly!

Just a sampling of his recent management decisions:

This Trump meme pairs well with our "Twitler" image.

Share 'em while you still can.

Muslim Band Meme

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Muslim Canadian punk rock band Secret Trial Five

A Muslim Ban, A Muslim Band

Muslims banned? Our "Muslim Band Meme" is a tribute to the spirit of SNL comedian Gilda Radner, who often misunderstood the news.

Donald Trump's Muslim ban isn't one bit funny. It's ill-informed and inhumane. But Muslim bands can be fun.

The Muslim band shown here is the Canadian punk rock group Secret Trial Five.  Formed in Vancouver in 2005, they're named to remind listeners of how Canada incarcerated five Muslim men without charges, holding them for a combined total of 30 years by using a law about "security certificates."  Sounds awfully Kafkaesque... and Trumpesque.

We've only heard one song from Secret Trial Five. The band posted it to Myspace in 2007 and to YouTube in 2011. It's way loud for our tastes but we send this Muslim band much love, light and laughter... and many thanks for sharing their pic!  - TrumpMemes.net

Orange Is the New Blech

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Pre-meme image by DonkeyHotey

Why Is Donald Trump Orange?

What's with the tangerine tone? If you compare photos of Donald Trump over time, you'll see that about 10 years ago he began transitioning from a man with a typical Scots-German Caucasian skin tone to one with skin matching the Pantone color 15-1449 or "Gold Flame."
 
In many photos the skin around his eyes is much lighter than the surrounding Trumpskin. The effect suggests that he was wearing goggles in a tanning bed.
 
Possibly related, Mother Jones reports that in 2006 one of Trump's business partners and longtime buddies, Steve Hilbert, became CEO of a corporation focused on tanning beds, sunless tanning lotions and the like. (This was shortly after Hilbert presided over one of America's biggest bankruptcies). The sunless tanning company helped fund "The Apprentice" and agreed to a $1,ooo,ooo up-front payment to Melania Trump. She was lined up to promote a CAVIAR-BASED skincare line. Melania's fishy deal was cancelled when another stakeholder argued in court that the contract was "corporate waste."

 

 

 

Melania Trump can insult the Barack Obama in five languages!

Melania and the Tale of Meredith McIver

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Melania

Here are just a few signs that Trump's story about Meredith McIver doesn't add up. Research them yourself for a laugh... and a chill.

The Tale of Melania & Meredith McIver

When Michelle Obama's speech came from Melania Trump's mouth, Donald blamed "Meredith McIver." We believe that Meredith McIver is a figment of Donald's imagination -- a conveniently fictitious fall guy. Consider the following:

  • Donald admittedly posed as "John Miller," a supposed publicist who essentially presented him as a ladies' man to the press. In 1990 Trump testified in court, “I believe on occasion I used that name.” 
  • Although Meredith McIver has been presented as REAL in news coverage, the only recent "evidence" of her existence is a letter apologizing for the Melania speech debacle.  She did not actually meet with any reporters we can find, and the letter does not seem to be penned by a professional writer.
  • Sure, long ago she was listed as Donald's ghost writer... but when his book was faulted for inaccuracies in 2007, whom did Trump blame? Meredith McIver! 
  • In 2016 the McIver character had no presence on social media until the story broke. The image now presented of "her" seems to be from the 1980s.
  • The apology letter attributed to Meredith describes Trump in a manner that simply isn't believable. It describes him as wonderfully gracious and understanding of mix-ups... but we think that when you mess up with DT, you're fired.

If you're out there, MM, drop us a line.

Trump with an Adolf Hitler mustache

Twitler

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Twitler Trump meme

Photo by Gage Skidmore modified with Creative Commons license

The Rise of Twitler

Seinfeld made us laugh with the nickname "Soup Nazi." But in general, comparing someone to Hitler is serious s#it.

These are serious times.

In 1990 - long before he promised to round up millions of people for removal - Donald Trump admitted to Vanity Fair that he kept a book of Adolf Hitler's speeches. Ivana told the magazine that Trump kept the book near his bedside and occasionally read it at night.

Maybe Trump isn't so much a Hitler, but more a Mussolini?

In any case, any pic of Trump is a fascist or wannabe dictator pic... a "dic pic," if you will.

Trump Tower Makeover

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Trump Tower Renovations... Russian Style!

Trump Tower is a 58-story skyscraper on Fifth Avenue in New York City.

When airplanes attacked the World Trade Center in September 2001, Trump's building became the tallest skyscraper in Manhattan. He boasted about this on TV within a few hours of the attack.

Today the building is home to the Trump family and the Trump Organization's potentially scandalous computer server. The FAA has imposed a no-fly zone around the building until Inauguration Day. Because of police security, New York taxpayers are reportedly paying $1,000,000 per day to help ensure the security of the Trump family.